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The Great Time Sink

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

The subheading for this could be How I End Up Behind Schedule. I’ve been working on a proposal for my agent on a paranormal idea and I promised I’d have it to her early next week. I knew where I was and knew how much more I had left to write. After that I’d need to revise, send it to my writing buddies for feedback, and revise again. Completely doable.

And then came the great time sink.

It started innocently enough. Friday night I received my Snow Leopard upgrade for my iMac. This is my desktop unit and it has my printer and scanner hooked up to it. It had taken some work, but I’d managed to set everything up so I could print from my laptop through the wireless network. This is foreshadowing. You might already be guessing where this story is headed.

Also on Friday night, I went looking for pictures of my heroine’s house and I actually found it quickly. Sometimes I can spend hours and hours, days and days looking for the right place, but this one was like the second or third I checked out from the Realty site. Perfect! I even got to bed at a decent hour.

I slept in Saturday morning, had coffee, read email, and since I was still a little groggy, I thought I’d take 15 or 20 minutes and try to find a house plan for my heroine’s townhome. I’d come across a lot of pictures that night before, but that didn’t help me figure out the relationship between the rooms and I needed that. Since the place I’d found was up on so many sites, I figured one of them would have a layout of the rooms posted somewhere. A few minutes and I’d have my plans and be able to finish the first draft of the proposal chapters. Famous last words.

None of the Realty sites had plans for the townhouse, but I did find the name of the builder and the year that subdivision was erected. They surely must have the plans on their site, especially since it’s a big, multi-state player in the home-building market.

But no. The project was completed and I couldn’t find any archives of the older projects on their site. I checked other townhomes they were currently building in Florida, hoping they were using the same plans, but if they were, I didn’t find it.

I’m on a mission now. I head to the Way Back Machine, AKA the web archives where sites are archived for historical purposes. I found the builder’s site. I chose the right date in 2007 when the units were going up. The links worked in the Way Back Machine, but I hit problem one. The plans were in Flash and it wouldn’t pull up in Firefox. Despair hit. Don’t tell me the WBM doesn’t transfer Flash inserts correctly. After a few attempts at reloading, it finally occurred to me to try IE. Bingo! I have my house plans.

Now another problem hits. I can’t save the Flash images of the two floors. There’s a print button, though, and I press it. Again and again. Nothing prints. I check the printer. Everything looks fine. I print from the iMac without a problem. Hmm. Back to the laptop. Still won’t print.

I begin checking settings both on the iMac and on the laptop. It must be a problem with the networking, but everything looks normal. It had to be the upgrade to Snow Leopard that changed something, but I don’t know what. After messing around with this for about an hour, I decide that’s enough time. I’ll fix it later and just print from the desktop. Safari and Firefox won’t pull up the Flash file at the Way Back Machine and I don’t have IE on the Mac. I enter Parallels where I run XP.

Finally, after reloading the printer drivers, I get a print out of the two floors of the townhouse–and then my scanner won’t work. I surrendered then. Of course, by this time, the damage was done. It was after 2pm and I was frazzled from all those hours spent troubleshooting and trying to print.

Stuff like this happens to me all the time. You think by now I’d realize there’s no such thing as a quick foray, that everything will snowball and lead to a time sink, but I don’t learn. This put me a day behind on my mental schedule, and to get back on track, I had to work late every night this week. I managed to get my proposal chapters out to my writing buddies on the day I wanted to do that by, so I’m back on track. Goal now is to do another revision run over this weekend with their comments and have this to my agent on Tuesday. Just remind me to not do any fast research runs online.

The Wonderful World of Language

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Language contains nuance. As a writer, I understand that different words/phrases carry different shades of meaning and I’ll write and rewrite a sentence until it conveys what it needs to show and does it in the character’s voice.

When I speak, though, I’m not this precise. For one thing, we don’t really have time during a conversation to edit and re-edit what we want to say until it’s exactly right. If I did that, the person I was talking to would finish and walk away before I said anything. :-) But I’ve learned one thing working with engineers. They are nothing if not precise.

For example, if I use a sentence with the words: you have to they don’t take it the way I mean it. In fact, they immediately stop listening and I get the I don’t have to do anything reply. Sigh. As if I give orders and expect instant obedience. When I say you have to, I usually mean, wouldn’t it be funny if. Totally different meaning.

I was talking to one of my tech writers about it last week and we started wondering if maybe it was a Minnesota way of speaking. Both the engineers that respond so negatively to that phrase are not from the state originally and I haven’t had any of the others get their backs up when I say it. Which of course, led to a conversation on regionalisms. This is something I find fascinating and I’d love to take an in-depth class just on this one topic. I’ve already done the linguistics in college, and while the diphthongs and what all were interesting enough, they weren’t riveting like local speech.

So what are some Minnesota/Twin Cities things?

Will you borrow me a pencil?

Of course, we really mean will you loan me a pencil, but that’s not what anyone says, and hey, everyone (pretty much) understands it even if it isn’t technically correct.

We’re also really good at not finishing our sentences and understanding each other. I have a friend who’s originally from North Dakota and she said to me one time how frustrating it was for her because she never understood what we were saying. Until that moment, I didn’t realize we didn’t finish our sentences, but she has a point. It’s very typical to hear:

Do you want to go with?

This is what gave my friend problems. We very possibly could have meant: Do you want to go with John, Jane, and me to the bookstore? Everything is implied in the simple, shorter, and quicker: Do you want to go with? I mean, hey, if the 4 of us are having a conversation about buying books, what else could that sentence mean, right? LOL!

Um, I’ve kind of noticed I sometimes don’t finish sentences in my books either, although since I’m aware of it, I do try to keep an eye out for that. But hey, people take shortcuts when they talk, and a couple of engineers aside, we as English speakers can’t get so caught up in each word that we lose sight of the communication. But despite this, I am going to to try to not use you have to to any of my engineers again.


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