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What It’s Like To Work For an Airline

Thursday, August 18th, 2011

This is another blog topic by request post. Feel free to put in your request in comments, via Twitter or in email.

What’s it like working for an airline? If you’ve read Dilbert, you pretty much know what it’s like. Unfortunately, I’m not joking.

I work in Technical Operations in the office, so I don’t deal with passengers, I can’t tell you anything about fares or sales, and I can’t help you find your luggage. :-) Sorry, I’m useless. I do input information into the database where we organize what work needs to be done to keep the planes flying safely and at what intervals. You’re welcome. :-)

The specific questions that were requested involved stress levels, job security, and if this job is different from any other corporate job.

Since Dilbert is almost universally funny to people, I think I’m safe in saying that no, my job doesn’t differ much from any other corporate job. Before I moved cubes–twice–my wall was covered with Dilbert cartoon strips that struck a particular chord. Many other people here have Dilbert cartoons up, too. Enuf said?

Job security and stress level go hand in hand. There’s never been job security. From the time I started with the airline, we’ve hopped from crisis to crisis. It seems like there’s a continual threat of layoffs and if I had to do it over again, I would have gone into another field, something with more stability. I put off buying a house for years, wanting to wait until there was some smooth waters. Finally, I thought, hey, if I want a house, I’m just going to have to bite the bullet and do it.

I did. I love my house. I picked out the flooring, the wall colors, the fixtures, even the handles on the cabinets. I’ve been in it for five years–and my job was relocated to Atlanta. I have to report there in January.

I was here when 9/11 happened. I was here a couple of weeks later when half the people on the floor I worked on were laid off. I was here when oil went over $100 a barrel and there were layoffs. I was here when our pilots went on strike and I was laid off after a couple of weeks, then recalled when they settled. This year, oil prices are going up again. There’s early outs being offered. Stress is high again. Will I still have a job after I move to Atlanta? And if so, for how long? I have no idea.

I’m kind of focused on the negative here, and there really is a lot of that, but there are definite benefits. The travel for one. It’s not as easy to get anywhere now flying standby, but once upon a time, I used to travel a lot.

My favorite trip was when I took four weeks off and went to Australia with my parents. I had some perfect attendance passes, and back then, the company paid the taxes on them, so the flight was completely free. Australia is without question the most awesome place I’ve ever been. I saw Sydney and Townsville, Cairns and Fraser Island. We went up to Papua New Guinea and over to Ayers Rock and Alice Springs. I wanted this trip badly enough that I would have gone at some point, but working for the airline allowed me to go sooner and stay longer.

And by and large, I work with some awesome people. There’s always a clunker or two, of course, but mostly airline people form a bond. After all, we’ve been through a lot of downs together. :-)

My job has also allowed me to visit most of the United States. It helped get me to the nation of Kiribati, and let’s face it, who goes to Kiribati? :-)

 

Twice the Fun?

Sunday, March 27th, 2011

Lat week at work I got dual monitors for the computer. Because of the programs I work in and what my job entails, this is something I really needed and it will make everything so much easier. Once I get used to it.

I’m a tech/gadget person and my computer equipment at home is impressive. I tell people that if we can run a major airline on the computers we have at work that I can launch the space shuttle from my house. But the one thing I don’t have at home is dual monitors. In all honesty, I don’t need them. I have an iMac for my desktop computer and the screen is enormous and the laptop screen is fine as is.

So far, I’m having a hell of a time remembering where to click. I’ve typed in the wrong document many times and I never did get the cool Maldives dual screen wallpaper to load correctly. I gave up on that and just have my Tahiti wallpaper up on each screen.

It is very nice, though, to be able to see my spreadsheet without having to click between windows. I can reference the data I need and enter it in one step instead of many. If I could just remember that just because I’m looking at one screen doesn’t mean that’s the active window. Yeah, I look from the left screen to the right one and start typing, only to discover my left program is still the active one. Sigh.

I’m sure I’ll get used to this, too. Eventually.

We’re Doomed

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

I wasn’t planning to talk about Day 2 of Human Factors Training, but I had a few people who asked about the survival scenario and I thought, Why not?

Most of Day 2 was listening to concepts until near the end. Then we were given a scenario:

You’re on a plane that crashed in the Sonora desert. The pilot and copilot are dead, but you and your classmates are unharmed. Your plane was 70 miles off the course that was filed prior to take off and you crashed 50 miles southwest of a mining camp. You have 15 items with which to survive. Rank them from most important to least important.

The items were: a flashlight with four batteries, big jack knife, aeronautical chart of the area, big plastic raincoat, magnetic compass, compresses and bandages, 45 caliber gun with bullets, red and white parachute, bottle of salt tablets, 1 liter of water per person, book titled “Edible Desert Animals”, pair of sunglasses per person, 1 liter bottle of alcohol (96%), light summer coat per person, makeup mirror.

Once we came up with our list, we were told to get into our tractor building teams and do the scenario as a group. We all had to agree on the order of the items. This is were the We’re doomed comment came from because we failed tractor building, now we have to survive as a group?

We agreed on water being first on the list very easily. We disagreed on the compass and the map. I lost that argument and they became items 2 and 3.

I won the argument on the makeup mirror.One of the guys thought it should be number 15 (last) on our list. I said, “Dude, we need the mirror! It’s the bat signal.” I formed my fingers into a rectangle, held them up to the ceiling, and rocked them back and forth.

We had a few other debates about the raincoat (I said to collect water/moisture from the cacti that we attacked with our big jack knife), about the salt pills (no!), and about the light summer jacket. I said it didn’t get that cold in the desert unless you were in the high desert and I didn’t think Sonora was at elevation. It’s too bad I won that argument because the jacket wasn’t to keep warm, it was to keep the sun from baking us. Per the experts.

That’s what we were given after we worked in our groups. The order that the experts ranked the items. They didn’t put water first. The makeup mirror was number one for them.

After we got the experts’ list, we had to go through and do some math, comparing the difference between our ranks and the experts’ ranks. We added them together and got a total. As an individual, I had a 52. As a group, we scored 50. (The lower the score, the better.)

My tractor building group scored the best of the entire class. We were still doomed, though.

The experts said to stay with the wreckage. We planned to walk out after it cooled off. Wrong decision, but we had more of the correct equipment than any other group.

Adventures In Tractor Assembly

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

Everyone who works in Technical Operations at my airline is required to go to Human Factors Training. It’s a two-day course to try to make people more aware that little things can start an accident chain. That’s a real loose definition, but it’s the best I can do to condense all those hours of training down to one sentence.

On the first day, we were split into five groups of five, given a plastic container with Lego pieces and 3 assembly instruction books, and told to assemble a tractor. Only it wasn’t quite that easy. First we had to assign roles to each member of the group. I’m not quite sure how it happened, but I ended up as group leader. We also had an inspector, a wheel and brake guy, a guy who could only assemble black plastic pieces, and another who could only touch pieces that weren’t black. Oh! And a materials guy. He was the only one who could hand pieces to those doing the assembly.

The age range according to Lego was 7-13. Surely, five adults (four of whom are airplane mechanics) can assemble something a seven-year-old child could. Even if we were only allowed 45 minutes.

If you said of course, you’d be wrong. :-)

When I mentioned three different instruction books that would be because there were parts for three different products in the box–a race car, a weird motorcycle thing, and our tractor. I grabbed the motorcycle instructions by mistake. The thing looked like a tractor to me. Luckily, I figured it out before we started putting pieces together.

First human factors crisis averted.

Lego does not put words in their instructions. It’s all pictures. I do better with words with images as illustrations than with pictures alone. Strike one. Also, I found Lego’s images ambiguous on where to attach things. So did my team.

We tried to line up with colors since there were red, blue, gray and green pieces in addition to the black. Lego didn’t always show the color or at least we couldn’t see it. Lego also would list we needed two pieces of the same type, but only show one being attached in their drawing. That forced us to page ahead trying to see where to put the second piece, and when that wasn’t readily findable, guessing. Later, we’d find where the piece went and have to try to fit it on after we’d gone past that stage.

It took a while, but we finally built up some momentum. And then the instructor said shift change. That meant the guy who’d just started figuring things out had to hand off his job to someone else. Not long after this, the instructor started asking how we were doing and when we’d be finished.

This was a human factors element because mechanics would be dealing with this in the hangars. Me? This didn’t bother me very much because it’s a different mindset in the office–at least to some degree. I did nearly tell the instructor, though, that we’d be done faster if he’d stop bothering us. :-)

The first team finishes their tractor in 35 minutes. It looks like a tractor. I look down at ours. We’re still working on the center assembly and looks nothing like a piece of farm equipment. A second group finishes their tractor and a third group right behind them. My group is still working.

Pieces fall off our center assembly when we turn it to add a new Lego. This isn’t good.

Time is called. We’re not even close to finished.

Our tractor is still only the center assembly and now our work is going to be critiqued. All the guys who finished their tractors had made mistakes on things. Well, I thought, we might not have made it too far, but at least what we did was correct. It wasn’t. We’d attached part of the assembly in the wrong place. We failed. Utterly.

Since this is training what were the lessons learned? The big thing was that we should have divided the work and had more than one guy working at a time. I didn’t think of that because I like to follow instructions step by step and not jump around. The second thing I learned was that I should never be in charge of a project like this. I have no experience in building things and can’t make informed decisions. The only good thing about my being the leader is that I didn’t have to do any assembly. Believe me, our tractor would have ended up in worse shape than it was if I had.

On Day Two, we were given a plane crash scenario–we are survivors of a plane crash, but we’re in the desert and it’s a 135 degrees. Rank the importance of the items you have. Then he told us to work in our tractor teams. My announcement? We’re doomed.

Back to the Future

Sunday, January 9th, 2011

The other week, I was reading through the company policy for dress code. You see, I have a bunch of training coming up this month and it says right on the page that we are expected to meet the dress code requirements. I figured I’d better know what they were. (For those of you unaware, my company was bought by another and we’ve had a bit of adjusting to do.)

Some of it made sense like covering tattoos or not allowing jewelry to be worn in piercings other than the earlobe. The tattoos because you never know what might offend a customer and the piercings… Well, let me tell you about the time I went to Waldenbooks and the boy behind the counter had a piercing under his bottom lip. He wore a thin bar in the hole, and because he couldn’t move his bottom lip to talk, he was incomprehensible when he spoke. I kept leaning in and going, “Huh?” It’s just common sense to not wear something that makes it impossible to speak clearly.

Some of the dress code stuff made me shake my head and go WTF? No jeans, not even on Fridays. Shirts must be tucked in. Men must wear ties if meeting with someone from outside the company. Socks/hosiery are a must. Um, our headquarters is in Atlanta, GA and they expect women to not go bare-legged with a skirt or dress in the summer? Seriously? I live in Minneapolis and I never wear socks in the summer.

There was a bunch of stuff like this and it left me wondering why this dress code was so old fashioned. NWA was pretty conservative when I first started, but even they loosened up more than this.

I kept reading in a kind of rapt horror. Then I saw the tell-tale sentence: No wearing Walkmans in areas where it would be dangerous to do so.

From this, I’m assuming this dress code was written in what? 1980 and apparently hasn’t been updated since. Please send me back to the future.

Language Precision

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

I have a ton of training to take at work over the next month. One of these classes was last Thursday and was filled with engineers. It was also taught by an engineer. The class was supposed to take an hour, but I looked around the room and thought, No way are we getting out of here that quickly. The only thing that might save me is the class went from 10am to 11 and a lot of engineers go to lunch at 11.

It didn’t take long for me to groan silently to myself. One of the first manual sections we reviewed contained the words: and/or. An engineer asked for clarification, and when he received it, began to argue that it should be and, not and/or.

One of the things that still amazes me is how many engineers demand exact precision in language and how literally they’ll take every word. Some don’t, but a lot do. And just try using the secondary definition of a word. Yeah, argument time for sure.

Nothing makes me crazier than when I’m talking to one of them and I say something like, “You should wear a red shirt on Fridays–” I don’t even get to finish that sentence before they’ll jump on the phrasing. You see they take should to be an order and don’t like that. Never mind that I’m not trying to give an order. I’m just saying that I heard wearing a red shirt on Fridays is a way to show support for the US troops, but they think I’m telling them they have to wear a red shirt. Sigh.

So there we are in training with an engineer arguing over and/or and other engineers jumped in to support him. The engineer leading the course took a note, deciding that his fellow brethren had a point–and/or wasn’t precise enough.

This is the way the entire class went, but that was about the only time anyone in that room participated. The instructor would ask a question and they’d all sit there. When you’re told up front that the entire class would circle back to one fact, wouldn’t you make a note of it? And when the question was asked, wouldn’t you give that answer? Apparently not if you’re an engineer. I, however, have a journalism degree. I did note it and when the rest of them sat there, I gave the correct answer. :-)

And yes, the class did run over, but only about 10 or 15 minutes. I feared it was going to be much worse.

Adventures Can Happen Anywhere

Friday, December 17th, 2010

Adventures can happen in the oddest places at the oddest times. Yesterday I had one when I least expected it.

I was supposed to go to SET training yesterday, but a half an hour before it started, I was told to go to Part 145 Mod 1 training instead. I know, the names don’t mean anything to you, but it helps keep them straight as I talk. SET training was 45 minutes, Part 145 Mod 1 is 4 hours.

This changes also required me to mentally shift my schedule for the day. Not my favorite thing because I’m not a real fan of spur of the moment anything. I like time to plan, and although this is far cry from say, hopping on a plane and flying to Singapore, it’s still a disruption to my mental organization and I don’t like this. I always end up feeling frazzled as my mind tries to adjust to the new plan.

The Part 145 Mod 1 training is in a training room above Hangar 4. This is an area of the building that I’m unfamiliar with because I never go over there. Keep in mind that lining the hallways are rooms to clean airplane parts, shops that fix parts, boxes with parts, and all the other equipment needed to fix airplanes. When I say the training room is over hangar 4, I mean it is directly over hangar 4, so I’m in the maintenance operation area.

I’ll skip all the training stuff, including the fact that I nearly got bumped out of the room, and get to my inadvertent adventure.

We get a break and I seek out a restroom. I went down the hallway by the training room, but there’s just more training rooms. I go down the stairs and to my left. I find the men’s room, but that doesn’t help me. Someone finally points me the other direction and tells me it’s down by the garage door (remember, I’m in the hangars area.)

I thought I missed it. I walked and walked and walked and there are multiple “garage doors” all over this place. I was thinking I was going to have to ask someone for help, when I finally spotted it. Whew! It’s actually a fairly large bathroom with those round fountain type sinks like you sometimes see in grade schools. I wash and dry my hands, put some lotion on, and leave to head back to class.

I stop short just outside the door. This doesn’t look right. Which way do I go?

I study the area, trying to figure out which way to turn. This really looks unfamiliar. In fact, it doesn’t even look like a hallway, it looks like a hangar. How can I come in from the hallway, and when I leave, it’s a hangar?

The light bulb goes on. There must be two doors!

I turn around and go back in the bathroom. Sure enough, there are two doors. I go out the other one, the one I would have known to use if I’d 1) been paying attention when I walked in. That side of the bathroom was much different than the opposite side. 2) wasn’t completely directionally challenged. 3) wasn’t already feeling a bit frazzled about being late getting back to class because of how far the restroom was from the training room.

This time I am in the hallway, but I still have to figure out which way to go. Yes, I am that directionally challenged and the other items in the previous paragraph apply here, too. I chose left. I had a 50/50 shot and I was right! Woot!

Of course, I still needed help finding my way back to the main hallway after class, but that’s another story.

Adventures In Chair Assembly

Friday, December 10th, 2010

At work on Tuesday, the 757 engineers received new desk chairs. Unassembled.

(In case you’re wondering why I didn’t get a new chair, it’s because I’m no longer part of 757 Engineering. I’m now in Maintenance Programs and under a different manager.)

My first thought upon seeing this unassembled chairs is that this should be right up an engineer’s alley. Most of them have hobbies that seem to involve putting things together–or taking things apart and then putting them back together. Apparently, chairs are another story.

Instructions? We don’t need no stinking instructions! Then he turns to me and asks what he should do first. I said I think you’d start by putting the casters in the base. It makes sense, right? Start at the bottom? So he opens the plastic bag with the casters and hands me the instructions. A quick glance at the paper said I was right, but even after asking me do you think that’s what the engineer did? Um, no.

While I’m perusing the directions, he decides to insert the pneumatic cylinder into the seat bottom. The reason I know it was the pneumatic cylinder is that’s what it was called in step 2. I would have just called it the tube thing. ;-)

When I glanced up and saw what he was doing, I was like, dude, that’s step 2 and you’re putting the cylinder in the wrong place anyway. I showed him Figure 1.

At his objection to having to follow the instructions, I said, “I’m glad I’m not going to be sitting in that chair.” He reconsidered doing things his way and decided to give the manufacturer’s process a chance.

At this point, one of the tech writers came in and sat down. All our tech writers are former airplane mechanics, so I figured they didn’t need my presence. While the two of them were working to install the casters, I excused myself for a restroom run. When I came back, the casters were in the base and the pneumatic cylinder had been installed correctly. Mostly. The men had decided to remove the plastic sheath. I was told I never should have left them on their own. Hmm.

I spent the rest of the assembly process reading directions aloud. And rereading them. And holding out the paper and pointing to the diagrams.

The final outcome? Chair was assembled, but the tilt feature won’t work. All in all, I thought we did well. I’m still kind of amazed, though, that an engineer and a former mechanic needed me to help them get that chair together.

Brave New World? Not Quite.

Friday, November 12th, 2010

I’m always interested in technology and gadgets. I lurv gadgets! And even though I’m not writing futuristic romance right now, I’m always watching and reading about new stuff because you never know when something might come in handy for a story.

Over the years, I’ve seen a lot of articles about how video conferencing is going to replace in-person meetings. That flying on business is/is about to/will become obsolete. Interesting, I thought, but I had no firsthand experience.

Until Tuesday.

For those unaware, I worked for Northwest Airlines which was bought by Delta Air Lines. I’m in Minneapolis, but half of our department (including the manager) is in Atlanta. For a bunch of reasons, I wasn’t part of earlier staff meetings, but on Tuesday I was and I learned a few things about video conferencing that I hadn’t considered or read about.

The first thing that struck me was how difficult it was to hear. I have really acute hearing and pick up sounds a lot of other people can’t hear. This didn’t help me in the meeting and others complained they had trouble hearing, too.

I’m not sure where the microphones were to pick up the sound and when I had to speak, I shouted. I’d say that I probably sounded like some technology idiot, but since I couldn’t hear a lot of what was said in Atlanta, I assumed they’d have trouble hearing us as well. So yeah, I shouted, as did others. I’m glad I don’t sit near that conference room.

The second issue was having to see myself on one of the two monitors. Why? I don’t need to see our conference room, I’m in it. There was nowhere to hide from that damn camera either.

My last item is the biggest issue. I had a really hard time paying attention. A really, really hard time.

This could just be a me thing. When I’m home, I can’t just sit and watch television. I just can’t pay attention for long enough to the screen or the show. That’s part of the reason why I love baseball so much–it’s very forgiving of my lapses. Even when I’m watching a show that interests me, I’m doing other things. I’ll even leave the room to do these things. I’ve been this way for probably ten years, maybe a little longer. I can lose myself for hours in a book, immerse myself in that world, but I can’t focus for half an hour on the TV.

Now I’m in a meeting and half the people attending, including those leading it, are in Atlanta and on the TV screen in our room. My focus kept wandering. We received handouts. I started reading. I don’t know how long it took before I realized that I’d completely forgotten we were, you know, having a meeting. :-)

That got me thinking about technology predictions and using tech in stories set in the future. Instead of focusing only on the possibilities–both positive and negative–I have to remember that (for example) meeting via video conference is not the same thing as meeting in person. Maybe some day, but not now. This goes for any technology. Some of it will not be as effective for everyone as it is for some.

I’m still mulling this over and how it would convey in a story, but it’s definitely something interesting to consider. And all from a staff meeting. :-)

I Think I Want a Nap

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

I think my head is going to explode. Seriously. I’ve spent the last 9 days writing from nearly the time I wake up in the morning until I go to bed. I kind of petered out today, though, after only about 5 pages. Horrible headache and I needed to write a fight scene. Those scenes should be high energy and it helps to feel energetic when I do one. Needless to say, that’s on the agenda for tomorrow.

What else is stressing me out this week? Well, I’m blogging at 2B Read on Tuesday and Fresh Fiction on Wednesday. I need to send out a newsletter to announce the release of In Twilight’s Shadow on Tuesday and I need to send half a bazillion emails, including review quotes to my agent and editor. I also owe my fabulous editor a thank you note because she sent me copies of Twilight’s Shadow early!

No matter how many books I have out, I still get hugely excited to hold the finished story in my hands. I already checked and my point of view shift that I discovered in galleys did get fixed. Yea! I wish I had time to sit down and read the book–that’s my ritual when a new one is released–I sit down and read it and revisit my characters. I’ll have to save that for later.

Anyway, I’m feeling hugely stressed right now and I have to go back to the Evil Day Job tomorrow where I’ll be running around like a mad woman trying to get caught up on everything that accumulated in my absence. Gah!


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