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Bridesmaids

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Bridesmaids stars Kristen Wiig as Annie Walker. The story is about a woman who is maid of honor for her best friend’s wedding and ends up in a competition with another bridesmaid.

Annie is one messed up woman. She’s working as a clerk in a jewelry store, a job she’s bad at and has no interest in. She’s sharing an apartment with a British brother and sister. She lets some guy regularly use her for sex and feels crummy about it afterward. (He calls her his number 3 f**k buddy.) She drives a crummy car and her taillights are out.

But things really start to go downhill for her when her best friend gets engaged and asks her to be her maid of honor. The friend also asks a group of other women to be bridesmaids, including a rich woman whose relationship with the bride makes Annie feel threatened. What follows next is a series of events where the two women try to outdo each other.

The movie was supposed to be a comedy and I’d heard good things about it, but I didn’t think most of it was funny at all. I found Annie to be Too Stupid To Live for most of the movie and feel she brought most of her problems on herself. She acts like a complete idiot throughout the entire movie, and when she flips out at the shower–screaming at others, breaking a giant cookie and having it fall on top of her, taking her to the ground, getting messy in the chocolate fountain–the bride kicks her out of the wedding. I don’t blame her.

Annie also meets this really great guy during the course of the movie and after sleeping with him, acts like a complete idiot, hurts him, and alienates him as well

Annie wasn’t the only idiot, though; all the bridesmaids acted bizarrely. More than one time while I watched the movie, I’d mutter who acts like this?

There were a few moments that kept me watching, but in all honesty they were few and far between. At the end, when Annie finally smartened up, things improved greatly, but the movie was already pretty much a loss for me by then.

Not recommended.

 

Source Code

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Source CodeSource Code stars Jake Gyllenhaal as Captain Colter Stevens. The movie opens with him waking up on a train. He doesn’t know how he got there because the last thing he remembers is flying a helicopter in Afghanistan. The woman across from him is talking to him as if she knows him, and when he goes to the bathroom and looks in the mirror, the face he sees isn’t his. Then the train blows up and he’s back in a capsule and another military officer is talking to him over a video link.

It turns out that he’s part of a mission to identify the man who blew up the train. The team can transport him back 8 minutes into the life of another man who was actually on that train. And they do it over and over again because Stevens can’t get enough information. Each time he goes back, the captain tries a new tactic. Each time he goes back, he’s more assured in his role, but there are things he doesn’t know.

I’m keeping the description of the movie vague because I don’t want to reveal any spoilers and ruin the movie for anyone.

I hadn’t heard of Source Code and I’m surprised I missed picking up something about it because it’s exactly the kind of movie I enjoy most—action, adventure, and suspense with the slightest touch of romance. I would have liked a bit more on the romance front, but given the setup for the plot, I don’t think it was possible and it was good the way it was.

Anyway, because I hadn’t heard anything more about the movie than the brief description on the On Demand screen, I got to be surprised by the turns the storyline took. Nothing was a gasp-out-loud shock, but I definitely didn’t see everything coming and I love that.

Gyllenhaal did a great job making his character sympathetic and likable from the start. I felt his confusion and I was embarrassed for him as he acted strangely, drawing attention to himself in a what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-him way. I was on the journey of discovery with him throughout the movie and there are two storylines twined together. There’s Stevens trying to discover who bombed the train and there’s Stevens trying to figure out how he got pulled into this mission for Project Source Code. Both stories carried plenty of suspense and kept me intrigued throughout.

The only negative comment I can sort of make is that I guessed the identity of the bomber early. However, the film did a great job of throwing me off the track and I decided I was wrong and started looking for other suspects. So while the guilty party wasn’t a shock, it was sort of a surprise because I’d already dismissed my suspicions. I hope this was vague enough.

Since I don’t have a bunch of minuses to list here, you’ve probably guessed I’m giving the movie a recommendation. You’re right.

Very enjoyable. Recommended.

Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

 I’m going to do my best not to give away any spoilers since this hasn’t been available on disk for long. I was lucky enough to get some coupons to watch On Demand movies, so I took advantage of one of them to watch Pirates of the Caribbean – On Stranger Tides, the fourth in the franchise. Basically, Jack is off to find the Fountain of Youth, but there are two other groups involved in addition to the one he’s working with. That’s the gist of the plot, but of course, there is plenty of other stuff going on throughout the 2+ hours.

I loved the first POC movie. I thought it did a fabulous job with the characters and the story was enough to make them shine. I was bitterly disappointed with the second movie, and while I thought the third was a bit better, I didn’t like it. I had a number of issues with it, including the fact that the core of the characters were sacrificed for plot expediency. And there was more special effects than the important stuff that made the first movie so special.

With this in mind, I went into On Stranger Tides with some trepidation. Overall, I liked it well enough. It wasn’t as awesome as the original, but it was much better than the last two.

Johnny Depp is gorgeous and I love him as Captain Jack Sparrow. Will and Elizabeth from the first three movies aren’t in this one, and I didn’t miss them. I liked them, but I felt as if their story had been played out in the first three movies. It made a lot of sense to drop their characters and move forward with the pirates. I’m actually surprised Hollywood did it since it’s just the slightest bit risky. I actually think, if they continue to make POC movies, that it would be smart to do arcs and drop those characters out as each arc finished, with the core players moving forward. Like Johnny Depp. :-)

Um, but I digressed. This is the kind of thing I do when I watch movies–analyze them like this.

Anyway, this time around, the movie is about more than special effects and that’s part of what made it better than 2 and 3. But there still was less emphasis on character and character interaction in Stranger Tides than in the Black Pearl. I’m all about the characters. But there were some good moments. Jack Sparrow’s wild escape scenes are pure fun and the first one in this movie had some particularly good moments. Actually, all the escape scenes were fun and played to the other movies and how Jack was portrayed.

Keith Richards was awesome as Jack’s father. He only had a few lines and it wasn’t as if they were earth shaking, but knowing that Depp based Jack Sparrow–in part–on Richards and then seeing Richards playing the character’s father? It’s too big a kick not to enjoy. A little like an Easter egg.

There were a few interesting things they did–like making the mermaids be vampires. Okay, I’m not sure the mermaids were supposed to really be vampires, but when they bared their fangs, that’s what they looked like to me and so that’s where my mind went. And I also found what they did with the ships and the bottles to be intriguing as well.

While there were a few funny moments, I found this one lacked the humor of the original and I missed that. Plenty of action and adventure, though, and lots of Johnny Depp, who is really the best thing ever about POC and the reason why I was willing to take a chance on POC4 after the debacles that were 2 and 3. And there’s a character listed in IMDB as the Spaniard who was pretty good looking in the movie. The actor is Oscar Jaenada.

Overall, I give it a qualified recommendation. It wasn’t great, but it was enjoyable enough.

Battle Los Angeles

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

When Battle Los Angeles first came out, I was tempted by the television ads to watch it in the theater. I’m just not much for going out to movies. Not only is it expensive, but I’m so picky about storyline, that I have a hard time with a lot of films. Recently, however, the movie came out on DVD/Pay Per View and I was seeing all those ads again that made me think I really want to see this. There were some mediocre reviews and I hesitated, but I finally decided to stream it on Friday night.

The storyline is pretty simple. Aliens invade Earth and are technologically superior to us. (Of course they are. They traveled light years through space to get here and we’ve gone to our moon.) They’re here to wipe out all sentient life on our planet in order to take our resources. An expert on one of the inserted news clips in the movie says it’s a standard ploy to eradicate life on the planet you want to strip. I’m not too sure about that, but it doesn’t matter. Later, in another pseudo news clip, we hear that they’ve come for our water and that our planet is the only one in our solar system that has it on the surface.

Okay, alien invasion with multiple mother ships filled with flying drones and armored alien warriors inserting near large population centers around the world. Our hero is Staff Sergeant Nantz of the US Marines. He’s served in the Middle East and is the only survivor of his squad. He feels responsible for the deaths of the other men and is dealing with some issues. He’s assigned to a new unit under a brand new lieutenant. He’s informed by other men in his unit not to trust Nantz.

It turns out the military is in over their heads against the superior forces and technology of the aliens. Our group of US Marines immediately takes losses. As they try to reach a central point to regroup, they pick up some civilians hiding in the police station and soldiers from other branches of the service, including a US Air Force sergeant who ends up playing a significant role as the story goes on.

I love action/adventure movies where there’s a lot of suspense and tension. This one certainly fit that category. The tension starts early and it just intensifies throughout the entire film. There was pretty much no downtime from the suspense. Even when the group found somewhere that seemed secure to treat their wounded, we knew it wouldn’t last long. Those aliens could find them wherever they were. TBH, the unrelenting tension almost became too much. I would have liked a breather now and then and I just didn’t get one.

There was no romance of any sort in this movie, which you maybe guessed since I said there was no downtime from the suspense. I thought there might be one brewing between Nantz and one of the civilians, but if the writers planned to use that, it was dropped. I’m not sure they could have squeezed it in with everything else that was going on, but I did miss it.

There were a couple of things I thought were plot holes. For example, the aliens are here for our water, yet their ships and other modes of transportation run on water. My thought was that if a resource was scarce, wouldn’t they create ships that ran on some other fuel? Now that we’ve dealt with the high-cost of oil on Earth, I keep reading about biofuels. We’re looking for alternative sources, so it seemed to me the aliens would have done this as well. It’s much more cost effective to create a new source of power than to travel light years and invade another planet.

But this was a minor quibble–all the plot issues I had were minor–and didn’t subtract from my enjoyment of the film. This isn’t meant to be taken a serious movie, IMO; it’s meant to be pure entertainment/fun. And I was happy to go right along with this and not nitpick as I watched.

Some of the movie left me thinking of Independence Day–how the alien invasion was staged, how we were overwhelmed and beaten, how a small group of men make a difference, the general look of the aliens and their ships–to name a few. It’s hard to compare the two movies, though, despite this because Battle Los Angeles wasn’t trying for any of the humor that filled Independence Day. This movie also didn’t focus on more than one storyline. Everything revolves around this single group of marines.

Battle Los Angeles also gave me a few moments where I teared up and I’m not a crybaby when it comes to entertainment–not movies or books. While ID tried for a few emotional moments, I never got felt them while I watched that movie. I think maybe this could be attributable to the focus put on the hero, SSgt Nantz and some of the others on the team. I really grew to like Nantz and Lieutenant Martinez and the USAF sergeant–the only military woman in the film.

A quick comment about our lone military woman, Sgt. Elena Santos. (Yes, I had to pop over to IMDB and look that name up.) I really liked her role in this movie. She might have been shot down and lost the rest of her team, but she’s nobody’s pushover. She fights beside the marines with as much fervor as they do and she is instrumental throughout Battle LA. I don’t want to give any spoilers away, but nothing good happens without her. I hope that’s vague enough. Also, the other female character, the one I thought might have a relationship brewing with Nantz, was also strong. She’s a veterinarian and she’s the one who helps them learn how to kill the aliens. She also doesn’t act like a victim and given how Hollywood tends to portray women in general, I was happy that this film avoided making the women weak.

I also liked the ending of the movie. A lot. I won’t say more because of spoilers, but it left me feeling good.

If you’re looking for a couple of hours of mindless, fun-filled suspense, I can recommend Battle Los Angeles. It’s not going to be nominated for an Oscar, that’s a given, but it was an enjoyable way to spend the evening and I give it a thumbs up.

Two Reviews, One Blog Post

Sunday, June 19th, 2011

One of my favorite stories is an old Harlequin American romance by M.J. Rodgers. The Adventuress has a mild-mannered librarian heroine who moonlights as an action/adventure writer who has a recurring protagonist. She’s on a helicopter in Hawaii with the hero (who’s the pilot) when it crashes thanks to a hijacker. The knock in her head, has the heroine believing she’s the character in her book. As they try to survive in some very remote terrain, the heroine impresses the hell out of the hero.

You know, of course, that the action/adventure aspect grabbed me immediately, but I also liked the “become the book character” aspect as well. I have a fair amount of keeper books and I broke those down further to reread books. The Adventuress is a reread book for me. I love it!

It totally reminds me of the movie, American Dreamer starring JoBeth Williams and Tom Conti. I don’t own many DVDs, but this is one I had to have. In this story, the heroine wins a trip to France, goes alone, and she’s hit by a car. When she wakes up, she believes she’s the character in the Rebecca Ryan novels that are written by the Tom Conti character.

Her delusion gets the pair mixed up with some real bad guys and soon they’re in danger and trying to figure out what’s going on.

The movie and book are tied in my mind–I can’t think of one without the other popping into my head–and I love them both! I think it’s the idea of forgetting your own life and becoming someone else that intrigues me. In real life, putting aside the past and the baggage we’ve accumulated to change is almost impossible. Yes, we can change, but it’s a gradual thing that requires effort. In these two stories, the heroine gets a bump on the head and instantly becomes someone else. There’s some pretty cool character growth arcs, too.

My ratings:

The Adventuress – Keeper/Reread book
American Dreamer – 4 stars

Another Guilty Pleasure

Sunday, May 29th, 2011

Another of my guilty pleasure movies is Night of the Comet. When a comet passes near Earth, those directly exposed die immediately, those indirectly exposed become zombies, and those who were protected have to battle the zombies to stay alive.

This movie has some really good lines. One of my favorites comes after the secondary heroine’s automatic weapon jams: Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.

One of my favorite moments, though, comes at the end of the movie. The human population of Earth is next to non-existent, but there are the hero, heroine, secondary heroine, and 2 kids waiting for the walk sign to appear so they can cross the street.

The secondary heroine is like What? And the heroine says something along the lines the mantle of civilization rests on their shoulders.

In disbelief, the secondary heroine says, Are you nuts? There’s no one here. And to prove her point, stands in the middle of the street and spins around–only to nearly get hit by a car. The guy stops and looks at this girl and says, Sorry, but you shouldn’t cross against the light.

I love that part.

What got me thinking about this movie is that I’m listening to an audio book called The Well Dressed Ape that looks at humans the way biologists classify other animals. One of the things I heard was about how we create rules to maintain civilization, so that there aren’t fights and battles and we can continue in basically harmonious day to day living.

It’s turned out to be an interesting book and might review it if I can remember enough to hit the high points when I finish listening to it. I’m finding it hugely interesting to hear theories on why humans act the way we act and why our bodies evolved the way it did.

Totally To the Max, For Sure

Sunday, May 15th, 2011

One of the movies I enjoy is a guilty pleasure–Valley Girl. Actually, if you can get past the title and the way they talk (like gag me with a spoon, ya know), it’s a cute movie. Nicolas Cage plays a boy from the wrong side of the tracks who’s interested in a valley girl. She’s interested in him, too, but all her friends are pressuring her to be with Biff or whatever the popular boy’s name is.

In the movie, though, there is one of my favorite lines of all time. Our heroine is glum. She’s being forced to choose between her social position/friends at school and this boy from Hollywood that she really likes. So as she’s sitting on the couch, all morose, her father comes in.

He asks her what’s wrong and she tells him she has a problem and she doesn’t know what to do. His response? “Take it back and get the more expensive one. You know the more expensive ones always fit better.”

No matter how many times I see the movie, her father’s assumption just makes me grin. I own very few DVDs, but this is one film I had to buy. It’s just too much fun not to pull out now and then and rewatch.

My rating: 4/5 High on the fun factor, but the Valley Girl slang gets a little wearying.

Pirates, Ahoy!

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011

The trailer is out for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and I’m both excited about it and leery. Excited because the first PoC movie was completely awesome and Johnny Depp is damn smoking hot. I especially like him as Captain Jack Sparrow.

Tempering my enthusiasm, though, is my memories of PoC 2 and PoC 3. Both were pretty bad and lost everything that made the first movie so much fun. In fact, the third movie (IMO) betrayed the characterization that was created in the earlier movies for Will Turner. The Will Turner who came out at the end of the original movie would never have betrayed Jack.

Here’s hoping PoC 4 recaptures the awesomeness of the first movie and doesn’t rely on special effects and stupid story elements like the kraken.

Bye Bye Obligation

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

I canceled Netflix.

I’d been debating this for a while because I would have the disks sitting for months before I played them. The envelope would be on top of my entertainment center, reminding me that I was paying every month for it to collect dust there.

I tried streaming movies, but my Wii is in the basement and I have one lawn chair down there and it’s not exactly comfortable to sit on. I bought a Roku player for upstairs, but it quit working in the middle of the first movie I streamed and their support was a joke. Also, it didn’t stream smoothly, but came in fits and starts which annoyed the hell out of me. This was a problem I didn’t have if I streamed on my laptop or with the Wii, so I’m blaming Roku and not my wifi or internet speed.

Last week, I blogged about streaming via HDMI from my laptop to the television, but this wasn’t seamless for me either. I only have one laptop that has an HDMI port–my newest one, the one I use all the time. It was a little inconvenient, although if I really wanted to watch a movie, I’d do it again.

But that’s what it came down to–how often do I really want to watch a movie?

April through October I watch baseball and over the winter, I just didn’t watch. And that envelope was on top of the entertainment center–a constant reminder.

And then Amazon announced free streaming for Prime members. That’s something I pay for and use and now I can stream? That was the final prod I needed. I canceled Netflix the next day and returned the current unwatched disk.

I never expected the feeling of utter relief. It was as if a big weight had been lifted off of me. I was free!

Something that was supposed to be fun–watching movies–had somehow become a burden. An obligation. Something that wore at me every day that I didn’t watch the disk or stream. I no longer have to watch a movie, now I can do it when I want to without the guilt. I feel so good now that I wish I had canceled earlier.

Adventures In Streaming

Sunday, February 20th, 2011

I’ve had bad luck trying to stream Netflix. My Wii does it really well, but it’s in the basement and I have one lawn chair down there to sit on. Not exactly the most comfortable thing in the world. Since I want the Wii to stay in the basement, I bought a Roku player next. This was supposed to stream Netflix and a bunch of other stuff, but it stopped working in the middle of a movie and Roku support was a huge joke. But that’s another story.

I’ve tried streaming on my laptop, but I didn’t like that. I also researched Blu-Ray players, but my head started spinning and I gave up on that idea. My last ditch effort was to buy an HDMI cable.

I chose the 25 foot cable. Don’t ask me why I did that because my TV is certainly not that far away from the laptop, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Last night, as I looked at the curling cable and the weight of it against the connection to the laptop, I thought, oy! Not the best idea ever.

But I’m jumping ahead slightly. So last night I decided it was a good time to use the HDMI cable and stream a movie. I found instructions online and it seemed easy enough. I plugged the cable into the TV and into the laptop and tried to switch the TV’s input. Only the menu didn’t have any options for this. I flipped through all the items, clicked and arrowed my way around, but nada. That means I need the instruction book for the television. I found it in the third place I looked. Not too bad.

Armed with the instructions, I found the input button on the remote. I clicked down to HDMI 1 and hit enter.

No signal.

Hmm. Maybe I need to do something with the laptop. The online site I found said something about toggling the laptop between its own display and the television.

This is where the fun began.

Sony didn’t include an instruction manual with the Vaio, so I tried different key combinations. One of them put the laptop into sleep mode, although I didn’t realize that was what had happened at first. Not knowing what happened meant I didn’t know how to fix it. Hitting the same keys didn’t help. Neither did the escape button. Finally, though, I figured out what had happened and brought the laptop back to life.

I tried setting up so that the sole display was the external monitor (TV). That was a scary place to be because the TV had no signal and now the laptop display is gone! Rebooting didn’t bring it back up and I was sweating (and slightly panicked) until–somehow–I got the laptop screen working again.

I visited the Sony website, opened the PDF instruction book. It says to put the laptop into TV Configuration mode, but they didn’t say how to do this. Searching the manual for this phrase netted me nothing.

For more than an hour, I tried to stream a movie. I was about to concede defeat and resign myself to never streaming Netflix, when I had a sudden thought. What if the plug-in on the TV wasn’t HDMI 1?

This seemed like a long shot. After all, it was the top HDMI port, how could it not be 1? But maybe I accidentally slotted it in 2 and thought it was in 1. I clicked to 2.

Nothing.

I clicked to HDMI 3.

Nothing.

HDMI 4.

Nothing.

HDMI 5.

There was my laptop display! The Netflix site, the streaming instructions, Twitter! Woot! They’d numbered the ports backward (to my way of thinking) labeling the lowest HDMI port as 1 and the upper most port as 5. I could watch Netflix!

I didn’t start my viewing with 2012. I picked some other movie in my queue whose name I’ve forgotten already. It involved dragons causing an apocalypse on Earth and had Christian Bale who is hot. Unfortunately, about 20 minutes into the movie, I knew I couldn’t sit through it, not even for hot men. That’s when I tried the 2012 movie, which was watchable, but was a science disaster from beginning to end.

There was only one problem with the streaming–my good laptop was tied up for the length of the movie. It’s the only laptop I have that has an HDMI port.


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